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He'll whack you with a big club
And he’ll gnaw on you with fangs
He'll make you live his crazy life
But he'll take away your pain
Like a rot grub in your brain.
In an exoskeleton
He's livin' la vida norker!
He will push and pull you down
Livin' la vida norker!
His lips are dripping drool
And his skin's as hard as armor
He will knock you out
Livin' la vida norker!
He's livin la vida norker!
Woke up in a gnome city
In a funky cheap hotel
He ate my horse
And he took my money
He must've cracked my skull as well.
He always slurps his water
And belches food back up again.
Once you've had a look at him
You'll never be the same
Yeah, his poor manners are a shame.
He'll often take his clothes off
and go raiding in the rain
He'll make you live his crazy life
You’d think he was insane
No, his alignment is to blame.
Upside inside out
He's livin' la vida norker!
He'll bash and kill at will
Livin' la vida norker!
His fangs are nasty big
And his skin deflects crossbow bolts
He will skewer you
Livin' la vida norker!
Upside inside out
He's livin' la vida norker!
He's a mutant hobgoblin
Livin' la vida norker!
His head is hard as rock
And he hates all adventurers
He will sniff you out
Livin' la vida norker!
Livin' la vida norker!
Livin' la vida norker!
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