Kill It (“Martin’s Theme”)

by Chris Cecil

(To the tune of "Whip It", with apologies to Devo)

Draw that blade!
Give your foes a whack
Hit ‘em hard enough
They ain’t swingin’ back.

When a monster comes along
You must kill it.
If you wanna take its loot
You must kill it.
When something’s going wrong
Why not kill things?

Now hack it
‘Til it’s dead!
Step right up!
Aim straight!
Plow forward!
Do not wait!
No time for planning
It’s way too late!
Watch me now
Seal its fate!

When a beastie comes around
You must kill it.
Fighters never live it down
If they miss it.
Nothing gets away
When fighters slay it.

I say kill it!
Kill it good.