I’m Your Holy Man

by Chris Cecil

(To the tune of "I'm Your Boogie Man" by KC & The Sunshine Band)

I'm your holy man, a paladin.
I'm your holy man, that’s what I am.
Prayers in the mornin', late afternoon
Got cleric powers, and weapons too.
I wanna heal you, lay my hands on you
I wanna turn undead, all for you
I wanna be your… be your pious dude
I wanna be the one… ya trust most of all (oh, yeah)

I'm your holy man, I'm your holy man
Turn me on
I'm your holy man, I'm a paladin
I do what god wants
I'm your holy man, I'm your holy man
Turn me on
I'm your holy man, I'm your holy man
I right the wrongs.

I'm Lawful Good, that's what I am
Detecting Evil where ever I can.
Be it early mornin', late afternoon
Or at midnight, it's never too soon
To fight devils, baatezu
Or them demons, tan’nari, too
And I want you… to completely understand
Just where I'm at… and what I am (oh, yeah)

I'm your holy man, I'm a paladin ...

I'm your holy man, that's what I am
And my warhorse is my best friend.
Be it in a dungeon, or wilderness
My symbol’s holy, my water’s blessed.
I wanna pray with you, and adventure too
Immune to disease, great saves too.
I wanna see you, ah get near you
I commune with gods, ah, from sundown, sun up (oh yeah, oh yeah)

I'm your holy man, that's what I am
I'm here to do whatever I can
A Holy Avenger, in my hand
A religious class, but I still kick ass.
My charisma’s high, I’m quite a guy
To wanna do it all… all for you
I wanna be your… be your holy man
Evil critters are thwarted by my Protection ban.
I'm your holy man…A-ha ...