Walkin' in a Fighter's Wonderland

by Chris Cecil

(to the tune of Winter Wonderland)

Slayin' things, it's my living.
On my sword, blood is glistening.
A beautiful sight,
They're all dead tonight,
Slayin' in the dungeon delve tonight!

Killed 'em all, every goblin.
Their treasure trove, we are robbin'.
We sing vict'ry songs
As we pillage along
Hacking and a-slashing is such fun!

In the villain's fortress we will melee.
And we'll track the dark lord to his lair.
He'll say, "Are you frightened?"
We'll say, "No man,"
His minions will attack, but we don’t care.

Later on, another dungeon.
Perhaps some orcs, we will budgeon!
We face unafraid
The traps that they laid.
Walkin' in a Fighter's Wonderland.

In close combat we can swing a great axe.
Wading into battle does us proud.
We'll have lots of fun kicking our foe's ass,
WHACK! And no more hit points, now they're down.

When we fight, ain't it thrilling?
Though we bleed, we keep on killing.
We'll frolic and play, the warrior's way,
Slaying in adventure wonderland!